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The Phantom Rose

Hi.

I write, I laugh, I make inappropriate jokes

Won't you laugh with me?

xoxoxox
May 22 '13

WHEN ME AND MY FRIEND GET GUYS TO BUY US DRINKS ALL NIGHT

howdoiputthisgently:

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May 22 '13

WHEN I REALIZE IM A LOT MORE SOBER THAN MY FRIENDS ARE

howdoiputthisgently:

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May 21 '13
love yourself like kanye loves himself...

lulz-time:

yeezytaughtme:

  1. love yourself like kanye loves himself
  2. believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself 
  3. know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit

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May 21 '13
doctorwho: MTV Geek: Behind The Scenes With ‘Doctor Who’ Composer Murray Gold via mtvgeek: We visited “Doctor Who” composer Murray Gold in his New York studio to discuss his work on the series since it was relaunched in 2005 under producer Russel T. Davies and Doctor Christopher Eccleston. Gold has since worked on every season of the show, changing the music to fit the personalities of each new Doctor.

doctorwho:

MTV Geek: Behind The Scenes With ‘Doctor Who’ Composer Murray Gold

via mtvgeek:

We visited “Doctor Who” composer Murray Gold in his New York studio to discuss his work on the series since it was relaunched in 2005 under producer Russel T. Davies and Doctor Christopher Eccleston. Gold has since worked on every season of the show, changing the music to fit the personalities of each new Doctor.

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May 21 '13

drrtyfilthygorgeous:

only-slightly-insane:

finn-stagram:

orangemuses:

why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries

tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010

excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.

we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.

Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully. 

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May 21 '13
“Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.”
— Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

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May 21 '13

screamsinsilence527:

avengerlicious:

So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.

My heart just broke

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May 21 '13

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May 21 '13

Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?

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May 21 '13
thehpalliance: wackyshenanigans: So, there was recently some flooding in the library basement at my university. I love the maintenance people right now. Hopefully there weren’t any petrifications on campus. 

thehpalliance:

wackyshenanigans:

So, there was recently some flooding in the library basement at my university.

I love the maintenance people right now.

Hopefully there weren’t any petrifications on campus. 

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May 21 '13

“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.” - Walt Disney

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May 21 '13

midcenturymodernfreak:

Ocean’s 11 (1960) | AMid-Century Modern Mecca

No other movie captures the mid-century modern high style of old Las Vegas than 1960’s Ocean’s Eleven. The vast majority of the movie was filmed on location in Vegas and inside the 5 casinos, Flamingo Hotel, The Sands, The Desert Inn, The Riviera, and The Sahara Hotel. This makes the film a valuable snapshot of what Las Vegas once looked like, a celluloid form of historical preservation, if you will. - Via

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May 21 '13

So this way sucks

But I need to cancel my flight to DC and I’m soooo upset and sad that my first vaca is a bust;

Does anyone have recommendations on getting refunds for tickets?

May 21 '13

exclusiveprince:

Randomly remembering the one who broke your heartimage 

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May 21 '13

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